Mondays do not make sense. Technically they are no different than any other day of the week. There are 24hrs in the day, a sunrise and sunset, you need air to live and the force of gravity is still roughly 9.81 m/s2 on Mondays. None of these things change during the week and yet Mondays continue to stick out like a sore thumb.
People are grumpier on Mondays, traffic always seems worse on Mondays and the 24 hours that are supposedly unchanging over the week seem to slow down on Mondays. Even while I was on vacation in Hawaiilast month the Mondays were slightly less fun than the rest of the days of the week. That means the crappiness of Mondays isn’t directly tied to the fact people usually go back to work on Mondays, it has to be something else…
My theory you ask? That’s easy. Government cover-up to hide the fact Mondays actually aren’t like every other day of the week. Pretty sure this cover-up goes back thousands of years too. Ancient Egyptians used a 10 day week and the Mayans used 13 and 20 day weeks. No Mondays for them! The Lithuanians used a week of nine days before adopting Christianity so no Mondays for them either!
I will continue until I get to the bottom of this. Til’ then don’t fret, Mondays eventually end and become Tuesdays…
